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Introducing the one, the only, Cocaine Mitch – the political power player who snorts lines of legislative finesse faster than you can say "lobbyist." With a nose for controversy, Cocaine Mitch is the ultimate dealer of political favors, slicing through red tape like a razor through Colombian snow.

Picture this: a man so deeply entrenched in the swamp, he's practically evolved gills. Cocaine Mitch doesn't just walk the halls of power; he salsa dances through them, with each step leaving behind a trail of powdered promises and powdered nostrils. Need a bill passed? Just slip it into his mirrored briefcase and watch as it disappears faster than a baggie at a frat party.

But don't be fooled by his slick demeanor and icy cool composure. Behind those shades lies a mind sharper than a freshly cut line, and a heart colder than the Antarctic tundra. Cocaine Mitch plays the political game with all the finesse of a seasoned pro, never hesitating to cut a deal or snort a line if it means staying on top.

So here's to Cocaine Mitch, the kingpin of Capitol Hill, where the only thing more addictive than power is the white stuff lining his desk. Just remember, in the game of politics, it's not about who's right or wrong – it's about who's got the biggest stash. And in that department, Cocaine Mitch reigns supreme.

How To Buy


Download Phantom, Solflare, or your wallet of choice from the app store or Google Play for free. Desktop users, download the Google Chrome extension by going to Phantom.

Get Some SOL

Have SOL in your wallet to switch to $MITCH. If you don’t have any SOL, you can buy directly on Phantom, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.

Go to Raydium or Jupiter

Connect to Raydium. Go to Raydium in google chrome or on the browser inside your Phantom or Solflare app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $MITCH token address into Raydium, select $MITCH, and confirm. When your wallet prompts you for a signature, sign.


Switch SOL for $MITCH. We have Zero taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may have to

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